Title:NOOT NOOT

grumpymeow:

I JUST PUT THIS AS MY TEXT MESSAGE TUNE AND I PEE MY PANTS EVERYTIME I GET A TEXT

(Source: skeletonwocky)

ericscissorhands:

"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."

girldoesnothing:

tonidorsay:

I travel the world for the perfect tea
Everybody’s looking for Darjeeling

Some of them want to infuse you
Some of them want to be infused by you

girldoesnothing:

tonidorsay:

I travel the world for the perfect tea

Everybody’s looking for Darjeeling

Some of them want to infuse you

Some of them want to be infused by you

(Source: georgetakei)

lilietsblog:

OH GOD I WAS AFRAID TO LIGHT UP THE GAS OVEN UNTIL I WAS LIKE 14

(Source: eros-turannos)

harmoni0880:

i’ve blogged this like 5 times and i still love it

paintedmischief:

im so fucking done

(Source: aimemente)

shopjeen:

SHOPJEEN.COM

shopjeen:

SHOPJEEN.COM

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hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible